How dense are you? There is no "incorrect."

Thank you for your rigorous argument about my viewing habits. Do you have a peer-reviewed paper on how to view High Maintenance?

Pilot, meet subjectivity. "Clearly moved"? Didn't see that. Personally, I love a petty argument, especially one with a fool who can't stand someone not liking a show he likes.

Who's "you you"? Is that my dumb twin who can't understand a mediocre HBO show? Use commas, Pilot.

Where's the couch gag where Peter Thiel extracts Bart's blood? Now that is relevant!

Teens and adults have the same feels? I could have gotten that from a Morrissey song.

What a cheap narrative device for the father to reveal his erhu fiddle. OH, so that's why he resents his son…

Yes, clever Archer fan, television has no impact on politics.

Damnit, Charlotte is Flair Country!

I know O. Henry's work. That's the joke. It's like the hyperbolic blurbs for David Sedaris' Barrel Fever comparing him to Twain and Thurber. In my opinion, we're so inundated with mediocrity, we now casually compare greats to trite shows about NY weed dealers.

My insults weren't vague—they sum up Glover's entire career IMO.

Thanks, Duplass brothers. The world will now never know there was good mumblecore.

Donald Glover is such a renaissance man: mediocre comedian, mediocre rapper, and mediocre showrunner.

I assume you're referring to the mediocre candy bars. If so, yes, absolutely.

HBO has shown me enough pieces of New York. How about Corpus Christi? Dayton? Charlotte?

Redemption and morals and lessons were always the worst part of the show, IMO. I know I'm in the minority, but why such a sharp satire needed "heart" in the first place confuses me.

Trendy? This dead horse just keeps getting whipped and whipped, with "diminishing returns" not even beginning to describe how boring and pointless the show has become.

If only! I hope she is the next Dane Cook where she just pathetically returns to her mediocre stand-up after bizarrely being a movie star.

Dennis Perkins is following the wrong people on Twitter if he's never read a joke as good as one on the weakest Simpsons episode.

Exactly. I can't take serious a review that claims Simpsons can still be great. 28 seasons with characters that barely age and a hundred variations on "Homer disappoints____" or "Lisa feels ignored"?