mediocreapex
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mediocreapex

I think the problem here is that Scotland has precious few crocodiles and zebras. Let me try to re-work the problem...

That isn’t a shitty bottle. That is just a group of men who haven’t learned how to drink yet.

What?? Who the fuck turns up their nose at Lagavulin?? You should not be friends with these people. You should barely be friends with yourself.

You do not use “Lagavulin” and “shitty” in the same post. Lagavulin is the nectar of the gods. Here, sit with me and Ron and we’ll help you out.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

Feed it to someone else, and then eat them.

Delete it.

Halfway through, I woulda said yeah but after last night... Nah.

I just think we need to broaden into other era. Fop-punk should be next with ridiculous wigs, cravats, and fabulous waistcoats.

I TOO COMMEND ME

Put it this way. Good cops, consciously nor not, try to be Superman. Bad cops think they’re Batman. “I wear this uniform so that people will be afraid of me.”

Superman is amazingly boring, but Batman is a creepy perv who lives in his parents’ basement, hangs out with an old man, never has girlfriends and willingly trots children into dangerous battles, causing them harm and even death.

What would be great would be if Mr. & Mrs. Wayne arranged their estate so Bruce couldn’t touch the money, and had to continually convince his trust manager to buy this shit for him.