This is the #1 problem I encounter with end users. If you had a landscaping guy insist that someone come help him start the lawn mower every day, he’d be fired inside of a week.

I actually had a teacher wedge her usb mouse into the cat-5 port (broke it).

An unfortunate part of my job involves hiring people, mostly young people. I am seeing a whole new wave of computer ignorance displayed by people who have been interacting with the internet primarily with phones and tablets for most of their lives. We have hired several people in the last year or two that were totally…

Just like with Jack and C.C. Cunningham! If only they had stayed in Pennsylvania.

I love winter. Because I spend all year longing for the sweet, silent embrace of death and winter comes the closest.

I am a life-long resident of the Northeastern U.S. and I would just like to say, as I always say when I pick up a shovel: Fuck you, snow. And fuck you, winter. You are, by far, the shittiest of all seasons, and I will never not look at an adult human who says they love this crappy time of year like they are a…

Off the underside of minks?

wtf STAY AWAY FROM THE LAPHROAIG

Well, the original pitch for this article was “If You Have to Choose Between Dying Drunk and Living Sober, Drink the Whiskey” but that was deemed “not very Lifehacker-y.” Editorial censorship at its finest, I’m afraid.

That isn’t a shitty bottle. That is just a group of men who haven’t learned how to drink yet.

What?? Who the fuck turns up their nose at Lagavulin?? You should not be friends with these people. You should barely be friends with yourself.

You do not use “Lagavulin” and “shitty” in the same post. Lagavulin is the nectar of the gods. Here, sit with me and Ron and we’ll help you out.

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

Delete it.

Halfway through, I woulda said yeah but after last night... Nah.

I TOO COMMEND ME

Put it this way. Good cops, consciously nor not, try to be Superman. Bad cops think they’re Batman. “I wear this uniform so that people will be afraid of me.”

Superman is amazingly boring, but Batman is a creepy perv who lives in his parents’ basement, hangs out with an old man, never has girlfriends and willingly trots children into dangerous battles, causing them harm and even death.