Buddy, it’s a donation to charity.  I could see wanting your money back from a bullshit fake charity, but MSF is pretty legit.  What are you, a character from Seinfeld? Who acts like that in real life?

Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

Yeah, some people are good at speedrunning, and some people are good at entertaining and being fun commentators. A few people are good at both, but not very many.

No, they donated to MSF.  If you reversed a charitable donation to a good cause because some asshat did something stupid for attention, you’d be an even bigger asshat.

LOL crime of fashion.  Fashion rules are fucking worthless.

The bacteria is on the outside of the meat.  So cooking just the outside and leaving the inside raw is OK in the case of steak and such.  Ground beef or other ground meats is different since it all gets mixed together.

Complete lack of common sense is what they have.

I’ve worked in a movie theater, and been to many.  I have never been to a theater where the popcorn lasts long enough to sit around for hours.  And popcorn is dirt fucking cheap and doesn’t last so they very very very rarely bag it for the next day.  There’s zero point to that, a whole giant ass garbage bag of popcorn…

I was pulled over once and had an expired license.  I didn’t get arrested, but the cop wouldn’t let me drive with an expired license so I had to call someone to pick me up.  Probably not at all what this cop meant, but if you don’t have a license they’re not going to just watch you drive away.

The people at Disney World performing stunts and acrobatic acts are in fact stunt people or acrobats, not “Orlando teens”.  The teens are there to sell overpriced snacks and souvenirs.

Well how else could someone working for a remorseless business make fun of another remorseless business?

Is Starfield going to live up to the hype of a literal hype-man?  Probably not.  Am I going to buy it and play it anyway? Of course, I would have likely done that without ever seeing any of the game play.  “It’s like Fallout/ES in space.” Great, sounds good, sign me up.

Back in 2000/2001 I had been playing mostly Counter-strike and my friends wanted to get some Goldeneye in so we played for a number of sessions. I got pretty wrecked since my recent FPS experience had been so different. Got my revenge when Halo came out and I absolutely destroyed them on the new(ish) twin stick style.

Careful when you tell people how you’ve gotten your nieces and nephews addicted to Dick though.

LOL “The bride”? Who are you, Frankenstein?

I used to sell furniture and mattresses. People would come in looking for the cheapest mattress they could get. Often they would be carrying 5 or 10 newspaper ads from different stores trying to find the best price. Let’s say our cheapest queen was $200. You maybe, MAYBE, could find someone selling a queen for like…

Kesha visiting a bunch of haunted houses sounds like an awesome show to you?  I think I’ve just met my exact polar opposite in this universe.

But you can be famous and not be recognized on sight.  Do you know what this person looks like? No? Do you recognize their voice from countless voice acting credits including a bunch of video games?  Yes? Still famous.

Good for them. Years ago, right after the launch of the first Black Ops I met some of the developers from Raven when they were in the casino I worked at celebrating the launch. I mentioned I might want to get into working game QA and apply for a job there. They couldn’t express more how terrible working game QA was…

Well I hope with the PS5 you’ve at least taken the time to play Bloodborne and God of War.