You can. But you will potentially be reducing the lifespan of critical components.

“At a time when the culture of violence against women is more apparent than ever, we want to stand in solidarity with each other and set the record straight. The men’s team are not and will not ever be the only arrogant assholes at this school.”

I mean, “slapping Donald Trump Jr. while he’s wearing a Yankees jersey” is probably the thing that I’ve found most sympathetic and understandable that Trump has ever done.

I firmly believe Trump the elder to be corrupt, racist, and frighteningly unintelligent, completely ill-equipped to be the president of our nation, and that a single term under him would set us back a minimum of 2 additional terms, and that presumes the succeeding terms were staffed by intelligent people who set out…

Fuckin’ liberals.

“Sources said people at a neighboring table thought Trump was reacting too enthusiastically to a comic’s ethnic humor.”

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

On the one hand it’s a frivolous story; on the other hand, reporters making assertions on which they base confident explanations of how things work without having looked into them or knowing what they’re talking about is both inherently bad and probably part of why we have a racist pro-wrestling heel with a non-zero…

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

have a legitimately hard time believing that manjoo guy lacks that much self awareness writing for vox with that avatar

I can’t believe this is the shit we argue about in 2016 and that Donald Trump could be our president next week. What the hell happened?

Reminder to self: Don’t go to a pancake breakfast with you.

Ha! Well, fuck you, that’s fantastic.

Only sport that his hands allow him to play.

We’ve reached a point where I have no idea if this is sarcasm.

Jeez, even Soccer’s sex scandals are boring.

Slightly off-topic, but Heather McDonald is a fucking gem. Saw her do a set in Nashville last year and it was the best comedy show I’ve seen in a long time. She and the other writers on Chelsea Lately were the true stars of that show, it’s a shame that Chelsea was the one who got all the credit (her new shows are…

You’re just not doing it right. If you’re not going to let loose some racist invective while driving drunk, then what even is the point of drinking?

Thanks Doctor Atkins!

Ha! The hotel thing gets me. I love the little signs in hotel rooms about their commitment to being green that is usually right next to complimentary bottled water in earth-ruining plastic bottles.