Man bag my ass. This is a purse!

Man bag my ass. This is a purse!

So meta.

This sounds like every Washington Huskies student I’ve ever known.

It walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...

A Kinja Deals post will get more eyeballs than Any Given Wednesday.

You should sleep late man, it’s just much easier on your constitution

Better question: Will Andre Johnson remember Andre Johnson? Because of CTE, get it? GALLOWS HUMOR!

I applaud that only Starbucks is willing to solve our country’s homelessness problem by including the homeless on their cups. Good for them for addressing this important issue.

My coworker got a green cup today- it’s cute ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Meh, I’m just an old fart about such things, having watched Pa Finch heading out of the house every day of his working life in carefully polished black oxfords and a dark suit.

They need to be much darker brown, and with laces.

Please do a pictorial history of Republican trust fund progeny. This reminds me of those gross pictures of Mitt with cash spilling out of his pockets, and all of those white-nosed mugshots of W.

That’s how their inflatable life raft of a father always looked in public in te 80's and 90's....the Derek Zoolander grouper fish puckered asshole mouth

Loafers with a suit is an even a bigger problem. (Brown shoes in blue suit can be fine, but you have to put in a lot more thought into it than light brown loafers with a bold pinstripe power suit.)

Family of the Year: Honors a family for its contributions to the game, and for representing the virtues and ideals of golf and family.

Dump that champagne on top of some gin and lemon juice for a French 75, and I’ll believe it. Those bastards hit you hard.

“Australia can’t hang”

The Preakness is like this if the dress code was wife beaters, cargo shorts, and high school equivalency diplomas.

what’s the best choice for a Falcons jersey and why is it the black throwbacks with “Vick #7" on it?

Do they not pay taxes on their income? Do they not register their vehicles? If so, they are paying taxes.