But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

Pretty sure you forgot THE MOST anticipated car of 2014.

"Singing in the front seat, singing in the back seat."

Glorious Eternal Leader keeps safe the proud people of Pyongyang from the American bastards.

Won't the bear be a tad upset about that?

Won't talking during the movie disturb the Serenity of the moment?

The mating ritual of the New Jersey male continues to mystify anthropologists.

Fan in Chrebet Jersey: [punches woman]
Wayne Chrebet: [Gets placed on IR]

Saw a Countach like that once....

You can make vroom vroom noises with it as you push it around your desk at work.

Oh man, where do I start? Can you go? What does dragon blood taste like? Does it live in a mountain fortress? How much are the Bavarian's paying it?