As a Yankee fan married to a Mets fan (and the Mets fan does the laundry), this has me laughing hysterically. We have been to Mets games where, if you gathered all the fans together, they couldn't fill a single section. On the upside, there are really short lines at the concession stands.

I only once met a doctor with a boarder, but he was a foreign exchange student so that probably doesn't count.

And here I thought the internet was a series of tubes.

From raccoon eyes to antenna ears. Damn, Bree can do everything!

This relates to http://www.flavourjournal.com/content/1/1/8/abstract.

I love Norwegian! Alle freak out! Vi vil annonsere nye produkter snart. Da vil vi ta alle pengene dine!

Yup

Sadly, that's what a lot of texts I receive look like. It takes mere seconds to type correctly, especially in today's era of spellcheck (crazy substitutions aside) and phones with full keyboards.

thts smply no wy to tlk evn f s u say i tailor the way i type to the prsn im typing to its stl gbldygk

That person has some seriously F'd up organ placement.

I was thinking more of a quadripad. :)

+1

Why couldn't it be a Martian vagina? Why a penis? Maybe things are VERY different on Mars. It could even be ... a Martian pegina! Arrgghhhhhhh!!!!!

A "paltry $66" is now $202.50." Ho hum.

Really? Where did you go to school?

You should see their Lego re-enactment of the Aly Raisman balance beam ruling appeal. Gripping!

The rule about not ending a sentence with a preposition is a fallacy, resulting from a time when it was thought that Latin grammar rules had to apply to English.

Some of us had could only hope for access to a telex in high school. Cordless phones weren't a reliable product yet, much less cell phones or texting.

I hate improper use of semicolons.

y u h8 txts?