Now the NTIA is King Solomon? I think not.

If I had to guess, the pilot had the fish.

Here is the original image from NASA. It appears the image shown above (at the top of this page) is enhanced, certainly for color saturation.

Not at all.

Is it a plain Quiznos or a Toasty Torpedo? /smile

"Mater Eater" would be disgusting and certainly not rated for kids. It was Matter Eater Lad.

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These, however, are the droids you should be looking for.

These are not the droids you are looking for.

Fark has a category dedicated to Florida. [www.fark.com]

Still my favorite mock album cover on a real album.

Bring back the buggy-whip manufacturing jobs!!

This just in: Milky Way sues Seagate for violating its star density patent. Galactic troll.

Is there an iceberg candle in the matching set?

Yes, you are.

Jackass, the pyromaniac edition. Do they kick each other in the nuts afterward?

**redacted** Screw it, the picture won't post. Sorry, it was funny.

Google translate to the rescue.

I use it because cases of water are heavy, and then there are lots of empty bottles to carry to recycling. Pain in the butt. Now I exchange a couple of cylinders 3 or 4 times a year and I'm done.

And my friend's sister's friend's sistser's friend's sister was the girl on Alf.