i WAS the goth kids most of my teen and young adult years and really appreciated a server who didn't make a big deal out of it.

"It's okay, help the rude guy first."

I love story #4 so much that I want to hug it.

John Oliver is effectively proving that The Daily Show concept can be improved without being Colbert. On top of that he's doing solid work as a reporter.

Yes! I would have asked if she was on fire. No actually, a fever that high she should be having seizures and it would a medical emergency anyway. Idiots.

"...complaining that her sister had a fever of 107 degrees."

Vamos Gigantes!

Los Gigantes!!!

Nope doesn't bother me at all if that was her decision. She is also OPENLY ADMITTING to her procedures.

Am I the only one who seriously fears nuclear war? I never felt like this when Russia was the USSR and had all the vodka. I was all "Pfffft. Everyone calm down...this isn't War Games and even if the missiles DO launch, Patrick Swayze will come in & save me, Lea Thompson, from the Red Dawn.

If God is telling you that shit like this is what he wants, a) there's something seriously wrong with you and/or b) God is a jerk uinworthy of worship.

I just love the idea that there's someone out in the world right now who could say "Please, Lord Cavendish is so formal. Call me Peregrine."

My theology is totally Snapist.

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.