You can see the right wing tip break and the wing tank rupture when it first hits the road (and that car in the right lane), spraying fuel all over the road, which started the fireball.

What’s with shitting on Tony Parker - at least he did something to earn his fortune. Namely working hard at entertaining millions of people and ensuring that others got paid. He didn’t use anyone to get where he is. He didn’t criminally underpay thousands - even hundreds of thousands - of people working to generate…

Pfft - put it on BaT and he’ll get $15m for it. 

I would say the S rather than the Roadster. The S was the first that was truly mass produced and showed that it could be piratical.

Shave oil for my face. Swear by it.  I get the closest shaves by far when using it.

I’m listening to Earth, Wind, & Fire’s I Am(1979) right now. That record is chock full of bangers. All the EWF records are. You could throw a pretty good dance party with only EWF songs.

I will try not to go negative here, and just add some helpful suggestions.

Was thinking about her the entire video. Such a fun person to watch drive the hell out of a car...or delivery van.

I’ll stop you there. Buick will not, in fact, make a 2-door liftback. Only Cadillac sits above Buick in making design studies that will not resemble any actual production model. 

You don’t. This is a minivan and pictures of a shockingly clean mountaineer with an insanely clean rope will not change that. The wheelbase was already way way way too long for serious offroading. You can’t fight physics.

Don’t forget the constantly getting laid! STD’s galore! Why does everyone ignore the elephant in the room? SEX!  One of LBJ’s daughters met her husband on a rich people cruise. No word on who let him in!

No kidding. I went into this article thinking “Well, of course not,” but left thinking “Huh, well, maybe...”

I was thinking the same thing. I have been on a cruise before and it would be an interesting option for retirement as long as you could also afford to pay for the internet when you need it and be able to get all your prescriptions filled.

Man, oh man! The writer of this article is in DIRE need of a week long cruise! 

You ARE lucky!

It looks even better in person than in pictures. The red paint has a glimmer that the press photos can’t quite capture.

If  you are an over 50, fat bastard, then hell yes see a Doc first.  Exercise is the least of your worries.  I speak from experience. 

I’d also like to add to that a bid for a Maverick ST. Make it the only sport-truck on the market.

Best thing you can do is just breathe. Its going to happen, there are no rules about whos luggage goes where other than first class and there will always be folks who value themselves over all others. I used to fly 30-40 weeks of the year and you just have to take a breath and get on with life.