Hell hath no fury like a Jezebel scorned. It’s not like Assange is making this stuff up. There are actual documents. Should we really care who he targets? After all, these are politicians and fair game for this sort of thing.

Yikes. He may Landon his feet in a cell soon.

Sheldon Adelson and Mark Davis = the love child of Jane’s Addiction Perry Farrell and Hustler’s Larry Flynt. Truth.

Looks like some holes are showing up in the Trojans and bad news is leaking out.

I’m aware, but let’s not forget the true intent of the post. Clearly political. Just wishing for a refuge from it all. That’s it.

Please...please...don’t pollute Deadspin with politics of either side. I get that this is one of the remaining viable outlets for Gawker-like content, but I just wish we could limit snark to sports here. (*Sniffle*)

Ivory’s just coasting at this point.

So awful it’s spectacular.

OJ may not have been fat, but he was a killer running back.

Lyn Lenz like luring little lads and ladies...INTO HELL! Just kidding (sort of). Wow - what a buzzkill.

Must have had Chaka Khan in his ear encouraging the move.