The way I see it, the Cobalt was a left lane cruiser. The Malibu got fed up, passed on the right (while the Cobalt attempted to accelerate to prevent the Malibu from passing), cut her off, and brake checked her (what does this prove to a left lane camper?). She then attempted the same maneuver with a much slower car,…

The best part of this sequence was that marge and lisa get hit with it too. Then Homer walks in and decides to just join in the fun of seizing.

McDonald’s pays a decent wage for the work being performed. I worked there as a teen and was treated well, and learned a lot about the responsibilities of being employed. I didn’t earn much money ($4.25/hr back then), but I consider it to have been paid training.

Fixing your own car is like singing in public: not everybody should do it, not everybody wants to do it, but everybody should definitely be allowed to do it.

But madmen have no sense of cost or value. Just look at people who restore Jeeps.

Wait, people can just buy car parts? What would keep them from buying all the parts for a car and assembling it themselves? o_o

To help avoid this type of situation the NFL was considering changing the Pro Bowl to flag football, but didn’t want to take the risk of having to watch Colin Kaepernick kneeling the entire clock out.

I want my tax dollars back from this one.

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

Crying about toys, are we?

I ref squirt and peewee leagues. ($36 per game). Even 10-year-old defensemen get salty. I gave a misconduct to a kid for calling me a “fucking asshole” when I caught him buttending an opponent on a faceoff. Since these kids can’t and shouldn’t drop the gloves, you have to drop the hammer. I gave him a major penalty…

Weird. Not a Trump supporter, but I just look at my Charles Schwab account to see how market growth benefits me. I’d assume some of them do the same.

Nobody knows what the heck that stock market will do next.

the clerks at car parts store can provide great firsthand advice

How come you guys haven’t run a story about how Standing Rock is asking the Feds for help in removing the protestors and keeping the 3.5 million that was donated to the water fight for improvements to their reservation?

The first in-flight failure of a Falcon 9 saw the payload separate in an uncontrolled fashion but it appeared to be relatively intact. The plans for the man-rated Falcon 9 include an in-flight abort system. The Shuttle had several blackout modes during ascent where any failure would be unsurvivable. Falcon 9 should be…

I’m a big fan of E30s. I’ve owned two of them, and driven an E30 touring. Believe me when I tell you that there is nothing special about them at all they are slow by today’s standards, and the rear seat room is nonexistent. The trunk is not big at all, and the suspension, while good for 1989, handles worse than a…

So uh.

We all just going to ignore the fact that the son was included at the beginning, and excluded at the end?

I was looking for the foot note that read “Unfortunately her son was impaled onto a large tree branch a short distance away”

The best part is how it lights up and puts the arms down after the train has hit the truck.