The way I see it, the Cobalt was a left lane cruiser. The Malibu got fed up, passed on the right (while the Cobalt attempted to accelerate to prevent the Malibu from passing), cut her off, and brake checked her (what does this prove to a left lane camper?). She then attempted the same maneuver with a much slower car,…

Fixing your own car is like singing in public: not everybody should do it, not everybody wants to do it, but everybody should definitely be allowed to do it.

But madmen have no sense of cost or value. Just look at people who restore Jeeps.

Wait, people can just buy car parts? What would keep them from buying all the parts for a car and assembling it themselves? o_o

To help avoid this type of situation the NFL was considering changing the Pro Bowl to flag football, but didn’t want to take the risk of having to watch Colin Kaepernick kneeling the entire clock out.

I want my tax dollars back from this one.

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

Went to a bar in Chicago, total hipster neighborhood, to meet up with friends. Some rail thin bartender with a handlebar mustache scoffed at me when I asked him if what his favorite beer was, like I was supposed to know. So now I go to my corporate job every single day and I will move up the management ladder until…

I ref squirt and peewee leagues. ($36 per game). Even 10-year-old defensemen get salty. I gave a misconduct to a kid for calling me a “fucking asshole” when I caught him buttending an opponent on a faceoff. Since these kids can’t and shouldn’t drop the gloves, you have to drop the hammer. I gave him a major penalty…

Weird. Not a Trump supporter, but I just look at my Charles Schwab account to see how market growth benefits me. I’d assume some of them do the same.

Nobody knows what the heck that stock market will do next.

the clerks at car parts store can provide great firsthand advice

I’m a big fan of E30s. I’ve owned two of them, and driven an E30 touring. Believe me when I tell you that there is nothing special about them at all they are slow by today’s standards, and the rear seat room is nonexistent. The trunk is not big at all, and the suspension, while good for 1989, handles worse than a…

So close. Hardest CP decision I’ve ever made. 14 large just seems a little too much for a car that isn’t quite perfect.

As a former E30 owner, I think prices for E30's are already a little out there. Even though this one has a lot going for it, it’s still a $14k late 80's E30. If it was an M3 (I know, I know, there is no such thing as a factory built E30 M3 wagon), I could justify the price. But being a much more tame sibling, it’s…

Worst and Best advice rolled up in a single event. I drove to San Antonio with a friend in my 911 Carrera 4 to look at and possibly purchase a used Cayenne S. On the drive there still about 100 miles out all the lights in the 911 light up like a Christmas tree and get really bright. I’m like this can’t be good but the…

Driving as fast as possible in reverse, pulling your e-brake and turning your steering wheel sharply is, however, a fantastic way to recalibrate yourself from zero to hero instantly.

There is a grain of truth back when drum brakes were common.

“It’s OK to stay in the left lane as long as I can do the speed limit”

I definitely heard, “easy crest, you bastard”