No, you’re awesome. Be in the moment, to coin a cliche.

“I Call On All Civilized Nations To Join Us In Seeking To End This Infinitely Scrolling Blog Disaster”

OMG, I hate umbrellas at big outdoor events so much.

Nobody in LA has license plates. You just tape a piece of cardboard with the name of a dealer where the plate should go and hit the road.

The problem is that you’re on track with a bunch of other people. The dirty little secret of track days is that lots of people there aren’t technically insured while on track.

Reaching into the field to take a ball from a player is never a good idea, but I think he did give it to the kids a couple of seats over.

Sentence them to prison until they can do the loop in Hard Drivin’. That’s like 10-15 years, no parole.

Isn’t coffee, by definition, all pre-brewed?

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

HELLO THERE FELLOW YOUTH HOW ABOUT THAT MUSICAL PERFORMANCE ARTIST WE ARE ALL ENJOYING LATELY? ISN’T SLANG THE BEST? SPORTS LIKE GOLF ARE FOR THE ELDERLY WHO NEED TO BE PUT INTO INFIRNMENT CAMPS AT BEST OR ROUNDED UP VIA BULLDOZER AND DRIVEN TO EITHER ONE OF THE COASTS (DEPENDING ON LOCATION) AND THEN PUSHED INTO THE…

that’s because you’re all poor. one day, maybe all of you can move out of your parents houses, get a real job, and then you’ll play golf.

Cyclists have as much of a right to the road as anyone else.

I don’t know if this varies from state to state (or maybe city to city) but where I live it’s the law that bikes have a right to use the road and they’re actually prohibited from being on the sidewalk.

I’m sure you’ll say a lot of stupid things until you’re blue in the face. Cyclists have as much of a right to the road as anyone else. If you can’t be trusted to remain aware of what is on the road with you then you shouldn’t be behind the wheel of a car.

Yep get those cars off the roads until they can learn to drive safely!

Thanks for the context / clarification Starlionblue — first time I’ve heard that explained and it makes a difference in how I now see the situation.

Sometimes airlines spark controversy for judging people’s clothes, like when United recently barred two teenage girls from a flight just for wearing leggings.

Congratulations to you and your wife! (And thank you for having the decency to pay more for everyone’s comfort when you needed to.)

I have a two year old and I am firmly in the camp of no way will I get on a plane with her. That said, when she reaches the age where she can play with an iPad I might be a little more willing. I am all for limiting screen time in kids but while traveling I am willing to let them indulge completely if it keeps them…

I am Indian and love traveling! So I often travel while being brown. Right after 9-11, I was “randomly chosen” for private security screenings wherever I went. However, the last 4-5 years, that has never happened. Something must be changing.