I’ve got a VIP ticket I need to get rid of, my plus 1 cancelled. $50 its yours.

They’re now training nurses to not use rescue breathing, solely to use chest compressions on CPR.

Still got a single VIP ticket available to anyone, for the $50 cost. I’ll be at this Fri and Sat all day!

Anyone want a VIP ticket for ($50) cost? My extra ticket has no taker now :(

Better a find a different route home, pizza boy!

DAMNIT UNGRAY ME.

Final drive fluid.

Culver City, CA!

Right? Someone is in my way and grabbing their bags, they’re being forcefully stopped from doing so.

On my desktop, the AXS event page wouldnt show any seats available in any price level, not even 1 singular seat. I got an error message saying “None available in that quantity”

I cant get them.

sure, exactly the same as a sedan except usually 30 more sq feet of cargo space...

Thats why God invented the brown manual station wagon. You dont need three rows, you need space.

Exactly, instead of working till youre 80 like the rest of America. Well done sir.

Have fun with spinal compression on rollover.

also, Douglas, ungrey me or I’m telling your mother.

I sympathize with you. I recently had my Saab towed and two separate AAA operators said “Saab? Who makes that?” I responded with “Nobody” but they missed the joke. Then try telling them the model is two numbers separated by a hyphen...

Nothing like that pit of your stomach feeling when you strip something off in the engine block. That feeling is even worse when its someones car youre trying to help out.

Um...rally cars dont have ailerons.

oh HI B!