WHY IS THIS ANIMATED

That was a special kind of terrible. Thank you for that!

I just got my first one this morning. I didn’t have to stab anyone for it...but in retrospect I probably would have. This thing is damn delicious.

I just assume any positive review is fake. When I shop online, I look at the 1 star reviews. If they’re all legitimate things, like “poor quality” or “broke after 1 week,” I avoid it. If it’s all things that make me lose my faith in humanity, like "arrived 1.5 days later than expected" or "customer service rep wasn't…

G/O is only going to exist for  little while longer, anyways. They already killed Splinter. Better get used to reading other sites. :*(

They said it was one way. They didn't say it was a good way. -_-

First, these are all really good, got a few chuckles.

I’d be really interested in reading your article, except I can’t get the Kinja player to work.

Who are all these sock puppet accounts using @s to respond to people?

All these reviews of the impossible burger tasting just like a real Whopper are insane. I did TWO side by side taste comparisons (because not only am I a glutton, but a glutton for punishment). And the impossible burger tastes nothing like the Whopper.

I mean, he did say that. He also said a highly inflammable statement that sounds horrible taken out of context, and which is overshadowing his actual stated point - US foreign policy directly led to 9/11.

I fail to see how length of involvement and being “good dudes” precludes sexual abuse. I hope that your assessment is correct, but virtually all of these almost 8k predators were involved with the Boy Scouts over many, many years and people trusted them.

They do look kind of similar! I thought it was Lee Pace in Spider-Man for a hot second.

They already earned it earlier, and it was supposed to be a unique cosmetic that wouldn’t be obtainable again later. They’re not upset that they’re expected to buy it, they’re upset that they already have a limited item and now other people can get it.

They primary earlier than everywhere else. That’s pretty much it. It's manufactured importance.

I know you have no control over this, but the link to the YouTube version does not work and the Kinja player is broken as usual.

...the comment that you ignored when you replied to it? Sure, I’ll link it:

For every success story someone is going to try to reply to me with, there’s 50 that melted down.

Truth. I lived in Georgia for a time, and I had to go THREE separate times for my driver’s license because each time they informed me of some new document that I needed.

You all look fucking on point. I’m in awe!