Torval adjust.

Rykard, so they can be a family togethaaaaaaaa

I don’t really care, do you?

I’m watching him fight “Rennala”, which because of how it transitions to a second phase, means he has to fight Malenia TWICE in a row (four full phases) without breaks. And he still beat her!

I think they mixed up and combined “winding down” and “wrapping up”.

Gets some good advice from real people, immediately ignores advice and does the exact opposite. This was a great troll article, had me laughing.

In my experience it means, “I’m upset that you’re going the speed limit in the right-most lane but I don’t want to pass you for some reason, so instead I’ll tailgate you while flashing my lights for the next mile.”

I agree that faking symptoms is reprehensible, but seizures are not always associated with loss of bladder control. Checking for urine is a bad way to “gotcha” someone.

It’s definitely an improvement over previous games, but if you didn’t enjoy the gameplay of previous iterations then this isn’t going to blow your mind. It’s the same core gameplay loop with slight improvements to ancillary systems like over-the-shoulder ranged attacks or melee combos.

It’s super weird how entitled you are about Netflix. We don’t owe them our subscription money. Capitalism works both ways.

I got my heavy ass D&D messenger bag from them right before the buyout. Love that thing, fuck Gamestop.

The boss of Castle Morne IS a misbegotten, though. They even put him in the clip in the beginning! And they also showed a clip of a demi-human towards the end. I’m not expecting everyone to be as nutty about the lore as me, but this is a fluff piece for clicks.

You can only be invaded if you summon cooperative help! So you can still play solo online to see the bloodstains and white ghosts, and never once worry about encountering PvPers.

This is pretty in line with the rest of the game’s misleading hand holding design philosophy. So let’s say you ignore the hole in the ground and run straight outside. You see your first enemy (the Tree Sentinel), have a go at him, and get stomped hard. The game is saying, “Psych, you’re not ready yet, go back.”

Why is this a slideshow?

You should be insulted! I thought it was extremely rude to call out one specific reader. Imagine my surprise when I loaded the article and saw the following headline:

I’d comment on this story, except Kinja kidnapped my mother and is holding her for ransom.

This is great news. She recently did an excellent show on political cruelty which was superb: https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/takeaway/segments/deep-dive-dorian-warren-political-cruelty

So...it’s not cheating even though he removed the RNG element that everyone else has to deal with and allowed himself to play static levels over and over until he perfected them? Yeah, okay Barry.

This reminds me of the architecture from Day of the Tentacle. Everything has the right general shape, but the angles are all wrong.