Ignore location, get the right car no matter where it is.

Jeep is Italian now, I'm surprised it didn't die in ten inches of driving.

More like the 2011 Dodge Please Drive Around, amirite. It's actually a good thing Ram is its own brand now, or we'd have to call it the Dodger. Which is actually probably optimistic as well.

Based on this, it will be exactly what I was expecting: basically the first season of the US version of The Office, but Top Gear.

@Dirt Pirate: None of the reasonably priced cars are in the game. What a bummer.

No one has said Fiero yet? In my mind, it goes hand in hand with the IROC-Z. But that may be because they're the two most popular vehicles in the parking lot at White Sox games and both seem to be popular with the south side's Italian- and Irish-American groups.

I'm not sure if this is related. I'm not sure I care if it's related.

Why upscale a pickup when you can downscale a semi?

For the first time in a long time, NASCAR really seems American.

Hey, fuck you guys, I've been very positive. Can the ~15% of

No, no, no, no, no. You've got it all wrong. The M20 found in the

@DodgeViper98: An excellent answer. I believe the world record for mileage on a car is currently held by a P1800 from New York, with over 2.6 million miles. What more can you ask for?

@Cancerous86: It's available in Europe, yes, but I pre-ordered one on Amazon and they haven't shipped yet. The only US seller I've seen is Target (from whom my Amazon one was purchased) and they don't have any, either. As far as I can tell, no one in the US has one.

@mechanicalTurk: And I forgot to mention, if something does go wrong, everything mechanical is so straightforward that it can be fixed with the tools in the trunk. Not that you'd need them, but these are Germans we're talking about.

I've seen some E30s- you're wrong. The M20 engine is good, but it's far from bulletproof. Those timing belts alone should be enough to exclude it from this competition.

Maybe now that GT5 is coming soon, Forza 3 Ultimate will finally be released to mess with me.

I wouldn't exactly call the X-games a success. In the head to head races, the eventual winner won without ever completing the race because he opponents got disqualified on each of his runs. In fact, I think only 3 of the 16 or so runs were completed.

I don't have a real answer so let's go with this.

@RandomArt: I always thought it was a Bricklin SV-1.

Gyro monorail. Haters gonna hate.