My Game Boy Color was literally used in the carpet bombing for Tora Bora. I was later recovered by an Army Ranger patrol and used for target practice until it was thrown into a mine field, tripping a mine and miraculously being blown back to the rangers. It was later traded for a Nerf football and was used as a…

Really glad to see good sales figures on Fallout 3, since it's not only a good game but has pretty reasonable DRM in the form of just checking for the disc.

I will say, for those of you wanting to learn how to model, learn in Blender. It's free, it's very powerful, it has a built-in game engine and it's getting better and better all the time. In a couple of years everyone will be using this thing.

I've use my printer, my scanner, and my optical drives all within the last 24 hours. They're nowhere near obsolete- but then I like to make the transition from digital to analog and vice versa, as well as install things onto my computer that came on not my computer. Maybe I'm strange that way. I also like to put…

You know, I haven't gotten it to work in my GBC yet either. Where's the story on that?

You think PETA will ask for the "chocolates" back after they found out the chimps were paid in cigarettes?

@alecpyron: I hear that one has a future as an artist. Already, he can draw way better than YOUR kids.

Will they actually have someone writing dialogue? Because that's something the game seemed to lack. It was like they sent a few chain smokers into a sound stage with a script that said nothing but "say something macho" and the result was a lot of, well, just watch:

@SituatedDread: Don't get so down on yourself, man! It's ok to dream. I'm sure if you work hard enough at it you can have all the canned bread you want some day. Because I believe in you.

Damn it, Fahey. I have shit to get done, and I've been on the verge of going out and picking this one up before the weekend arrives for what seems like an eternity. But if I do I won't get anything done, and I can't afford that. I'm trying to be smart, I really am, but you, sir, are not helping.

If it's official Gene Simmons product then instead of waiting for reviews I'll just go ahead that it shares qualities with its namesake and will be a piece of trash that doesn't deserve a single of my hard earned cents.

Wait, isn't Dr. Lawrence Kutner Kal Penn's character on House?

Still Goldeneye on 00 agent difficulty. I was more afraid of losing hard-earned progress in a mission than anything at that point. Maybe it's because I've never owned a good TV that games have never really scared me, but then, it's the same with movies. I can't get into horror as a genre. At least horror games…

Just got back from a friend's place after screwing around in GTA IV and unlocking the secret airship, which it turns out was actually just us spawning a Jetmax on top of a skyscraper and riding it down into Times Square.

Mainstream critics are all idiots. When Bonnie and Clyde came out in 1967 it was universally panned for excessive violence and is now hailed as one of the all-time greats.

@Filthy_O_Bedlam: Agreed. It's like a ruler saying "I don't like having troops patrolling the streets day and night. I would like to get around that. But there is this problem called political dissidence out there." He creates a false dichotomy and implies that the only response to piracy is DRM, and while some…

@GBot: All of the normal keys will be removed as well, and replaced by magical pixies to grant your every wish. Or so I assume.

@snakepliskin: It's all about the placement on that one, and not so much design. Mine is pretty simple.

@CerberusXTX: Jesus christ, I've explained it logically and used a little picture, what more do you want? How about the lamest debate technique in existence, the dictionary definition?