Yes, Cliffy, tell us how we'll have to buy 360s and then pick up your game because it won't be on PC. Then, after sales fall off, tell us it's coming to PC with exclusive content in hopes that we buy it again. Well, like last time I'll be buying neither to offset your scheme.

I'm cool with anything data-wise that follows the hacker ethic, and that's something these guys violated big time.

SSB is probably the game to be champion at in terms of competitive thinking. Every time a challenge comes up he'll demand that items be turned off and they only use final destination, and then get to wavedashing.

Really, people? You haven't played the first one, stop bitching that the concept is already played out.

Maybe this is for the third party developers? I think they could use the help.

Mike, take it from me, you want to go out into the big and scary and find a butchery and pick up some fresh sausage. Actually you can get it almost anywhere. I prefer jagerwurst- it's a smoked sausage somewhat like salami, but it's all square and shit. Also stop for some fresh anything at a nearby bakery.

Finally a modern game set in my city. One question, though... earthquake? The only major fault anywhere near Chicago that I'm aware of is the New Madrid fault. Sure, it's been active lately, but it would take an unprecedented earthquake at exactly the right place to do any real damage to Chicago. The odds of it…

@WittyUserName: Triangle man hates them both, and triangle is superior. This is fact.

Is the compatible with Windows Optimizer 2008?

Don't get too worked up, guys. Edge also picked "putting a rat on your stomach under a bucket and putting hot coals on top of the bucket until it eats its way through your intestines to escape" the best thing to do with a free afternoon, over getting a massage, hot n' steamy lovin', and an entry actually entitled…

Of course Steve Jobs isn't a gamer. He's a successful businessman who has no time for the fun stuff- he's more interested in spreadsheets. Really going by his own advertising he should use Windows.

Is there one out there that will let you search by crime? Because I need some guys to work on a little project I've got going.

@SoxyRob: Yeah but your down is up, fish swim in the sky and you wear shoes on your hands. Thus your opinions are invalid. No wonder there's so much controversy over this, since in Australia everyone ages backwards and 18+ is for little children.

I'll grab it when it comes out on audio cassette. Yeah, cassette.

@mhlaxp: Actually I got really lazy all of a sudden. So enjoy.

@Saint Anima: What's your resolution of choice?

Jim Brown and EA settle out of court, agreeing to start production of a new Slaughter game.

I have to admit I have knowingly overpaid for cables before when my Thingamabob 5000 doesn't come with a crucial cable that it really should have so I don't have to wait the couple of days for monoprice to deliver my stuff (always go for the 3-day shipping or they take their sweet time) but when I know I'll need them,…

@Silenced: If by "gay" you mean "communist."