mechamoose
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Hey, she’s 400 years old. She just LOOKS 12.

“Cheap and Stupid” sounds like it should be a Jalop series.

This is giving me “buddy film” vibes as it stands.

To know Cookiepuss is to know true Nirvana.

As a 30+ year DM, this is something I had never thought of and now I feel like I missed opportunities.

Why *wouldn’t* a mage or artificer have a ‘battle chair’ if they were sufficiently maimed, not just disabled?

I will auto-stop and abandon any story that shoves a video down my throat

Is it wrong that when I saw the Deadpool head the first thing that popped into my head was “WHATS IN THE BOX?!?!”

Now playing

God Help The Outcasts from Hunchback. Gorgeous song.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCCCLXXIV wouldn’t fit on the Odometer anyway...

The only upside to accidentally readending the Batmobile is you are pretty sure Bats won’t beat you up over it. He will, however leave you a card with his insurance info. You don’t need to do anything. After all, he already knows who *you* are.

Every single one of those cars makes my little kid head go sqwee and want to make vroom vroom noises.

I don’t mind the screens, I mind all the touchscreens.

Since they have matter conversion AND teleport technology, I often wondered why they didn’t take Security Officer Bubba and fire off a dozen copies of him planetside. He’s going to die *anyway*, so.. ho harm no foul.

He was referring to Single Malt Scotch, which can be as complex as wine. The flavor and experience are going to be unique to that little glass.

Unless he is shouting the order to the barkeep across the restaurant, nobody but the waiter, ‘tender, and server are going to know.

I mean, Elon’s real target market for this are companies and municipalities. I can see these becoming police cruisers *really* easily.

Then the aggressive design is a feature, not a bug.

Sort of like a nature preserve, with David taking the part of Steve Irwin..

I finally remembered what it reminded me of.

Geez, if you go back to the animated series they brought in Larry Niven’s Puppeteers, the Kzin & the Slavers.