Hey, she’s 400 years old. She just LOOKS 12.

“Cheap and Stupid” sounds like it should be a Jalop series.

To know Cookiepuss is to know true Nirvana.

I will auto-stop and abandon any story that shoves a video down my throat

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCCCLXXIV wouldn’t fit on the Odometer anyway...

The only upside to accidentally readending the Batmobile is you are pretty sure Bats won’t beat you up over it. He will, however leave you a card with his insurance info. You don’t need to do anything. After all, he already knows who *you* are.

Every single one of those cars makes my little kid head go sqwee and want to make vroom vroom noises.

I don’t mind the screens, I mind all the touchscreens.

Since they have matter conversion AND teleport technology, I often wondered why they didn’t take Security Officer Bubba and fire off a dozen copies of him planetside. He’s going to die *anyway*, so.. ho harm no foul.

He was referring to Single Malt Scotch, which can be as complex as wine. The flavor and experience are going to be unique to that little glass.

Unless he is shouting the order to the barkeep across the restaurant, nobody but the waiter, ‘tender, and server are going to know.

I mean, Elon’s real target market for this are companies and municipalities. I can see these becoming police cruisers *really* easily.

Then the aggressive design is a feature, not a bug.

Sort of like a nature preserve, with David taking the part of Steve Irwin..

I finally remembered what it reminded me of.

Then you can get into dangerous territory straying into Beck’s Where It’s At

....a woven basket sporran for bread sticks and sauce

I love the little gravel bucket on the back hanging on for dear life.

I’ll name it now: PriMus

New one on me. Man, that is nice. It *looks* fun.

Eating at a LJS while living in New England is an .. odd choice for fish, but I have done it. Meh.

I had one of these growing up: