Literally just caught that character's name is a pun on BA Baracus from The A-Team. *facepalm*

Add my name to the list of people holding out hope for Crank 3.

This is the internet. You're not allowed to throw out willy-nilly examples, metaphors, analogies, allegories, or similes. Every comparison or example you make must be fully locked down and air-tight. There is no room for callous off the cuff examples. How dare you.