+1 because I forgot I was planning to make a similar comment.

Dallas hasn’t been this fucked since that time Debbie came to visit.

Remember when Tony Romo retired and everyone was like, “LOL, bout time, mush brain.” Then he became an announcer was was actually enjoyable, interesting and insightful?
Jason Witten is bizzaro Tony Romo.

“Zeke will be in jail or suspended most of his career and impossible to root for.”

A good friend is a Cowboys fan, despite having grown up in the town next to Foxboro. To troll him when he gets talking about “America’s Team”, another friend and I agreed to assign that label to The Nashville Predators and then we just talk about Nashville and Roman Josi, when he brings up the Cowboys. It’s quite…

I’m a Dallas transplant. I’ve been here since 1998. And in all my travels, I have never seen a bigger white-trash carnival barker than Jerry Jones.

There’s a number of problems:

All I can say about baseball anymore is that my team white-flighted (or ‘Mayo-Yeeted’, to use the parlance of our times) off to Cobb County, the white-flight destination of choice for Atlanta. To a location so far out from most mass transit (they did add regional busses but you have to transfer to them) that MARTA’s…

I’m a millenial, I love video games, have the unpopular opinion that the steroid era was a chapter to be remembered and recognized just as the juiced ball thing we have going right now. Baseball is easily my favorite sport. That’s bred deep from having been the 4th generation born into a loyal fanbase, and I recognize…

You can’t pin it all on one particular thing because, for me, MLB has lagged behind in so many areas that they seem to have no answer to fixing...

I’m blaming price. I still love baseball, but for the price of one Milwaukee Brewers game with a family of 5 (including parking and concessions), I can go to 3 or 4 Madison Mallards* games and get free parking and all you can handle beer and food** and it’s closer to where I live. Baseball is baseball, no matter who…

I dont watch baseball, but I read enough articles about it and listen to enough sportscasters to have a sense of what fans of baseball want. And from where I sit, what they want isn’t a sport; they want a club, one that is asinine and boring enough that you and I aren’t interested, leaving them to enjoy it their way.

Stick to politics, Deadspin.

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

Sure does. But I think it mostly says things about Neymar’s personality and priorities than it does about on the field outcomes. He wants fame and recognition more than he wants to be on the best team possible. All perfectly valid goals, I have no quibbles with him. Especially when you already have several trophies. I…

Hey Michael - not only was Rich Kotite the last Eagles coach to beat the Saints in the playoffs, he was the last one to bang your mom.

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

I’d put David Morse third behind Keith David and William Fichtner, and I’d probably slide in Olivia Colman if we weren’t just talking about dudes. But still, a solid list of “hey it’s THAT GUY” guys in movies.

Actually, isn’t the city’s biggest celebrity a fictional character from a movie?

In the minds of Eagles fans, that Super Bowl win validated all of their needless assholery and encouraged them to be awful, awful people from here into eternity. I know that being a dickhead pays in 2019's America, but that doesn’t mean you should embrace the trend. Oh, but these people have.