I don’t fault him for leaving. The Champions League semi in Paris, where he single-handedly dragged the club out of the abyss with pretty much zero input from Messi, was probably the greatest player performance I‘ve ever seen. And how did Barcelona publicise the victory on social media?

So what you’re saying is he should go to Juve.

Malort is a trick we play on tourists.

Given the Sandusky/Paterno thing and the Pennsylvania Catholic Archdiocese scandal it’s apparent to me that the people of western (only western?) Pennsylvania are totally okay with child molestation. They do not see the problem with raping children and deserve any and all misery heaped upon them.

Chicago pizza is just lasagna 

I don’t think you can blame Parkey for proving he was who he said he was all season. You have to blame your idiot fucking coach for not cutting him sooner.

Now we get to go 8-8 for about 4 years until everyone gets paid/quits/signs with another team/retires/dies and we go straight back to 4-12/6-10 range which is where we belong.

I know Jay is not on the team anymore but I love this gif too much not to post it here.

The Defenechstration of Houston

and the first time a rookie has ever taken Kershaw deep twice in the same game

This reminds me of a story of the time Ted Williams was asked for an autograph by a young pitcher who had just struck him out, which is recounted in David Halberstam’s outstanding book, The Teammates. The relevant portion is pasted below from some random source on the Internet, but it seems accurate enough based on my…

And his name is Javale Mcgee

I love this article. Even today you can’t hear “Cash Money Records taking over for the ‘99 & the 2000" anywhere and not see literally everyone stop what they’re doing to go wild. 

*Clubs in very city of the USA* FTFY

Growing up in NOLA, Cash Money was ubiquitous, and this article is speaking deep to my nostalgia in a way that few other 90's articles can. I’ve seen Juvenile and Mannie Fresh perform live SO MANY TIMES, and the day that I ran into Birdman at Walgreens is still seared into my memory as one of the great moments of my…

I remember my friend had a CD-R with all the best Cash Money tracks on it and we played the absolute shit out of it. They taught my little seventh grade self a lot of really cool southern slang/profanity. Also, any list of the best hip-hop producers that doesn’t include Mannie Fresh is a joke.

I’m trying to think of another cameo that launched a career like Wayne in “Back That Azz Up.” I don’t think you can even call it a verse—it’s like he’s dropping a different chorus at the end of the song but everyone knew it and repeated it.

“Perhaps owing to the stifling humidity of New Orleans summers, it didn’t peak in popularity until September, when the action of backing that ass up was less likely to lead to dehydration.”

cool story bro

Can confirm New Orleans clubs still lose their fucking minds over Back that Azz Up. It’s like when Clevelander’s hear “Bone bone bone BONE bone BONE bone BONE now tell me whatcha gonna do...”