@catsmeatpotterpirbright: Again? They announced two new Android devices yesterday. As far as I know, that wasn't a long time ago.

@imapcgirl: Five pounds is plenty for a lot of people if you're lifting the weights the traditional way, rather than shaking it around like a child with too much caffeine in his/her system.

This is the first time I've ever seen shoes packaged like a plastic toy from the dollar store.

Fifteen minute videos and instructions on a two dollar app on a ten inch screen a personal fitness regime does not make. This reminds me of those cheesy exercise videos in the 80s and such.

@moonshadowkati: Shhh! You'll ruin their business strategy!

One can only help but wonder at what point it simply becomes more practical to buy a decent set of speakers for one's computer and play the songs from iTunes instead. It should certainly be below the $399 price tag, a point at which one can buy something like the Logitech Z-5500.

@Seventhexile Speaks: Ah, that makes a lot more sense. In which case, where can I find the torches and pitchforks that are effective on Michael Bays?

@ranwanimator: I'm 17 and I have educational versions of quite a bit of that software. Are you going to assume that I torrented it as well? Hint hint, I didn't.

@Stem_Sell: It exchanges its glass and steel enclosure for one of easily scratchable steel? Man, that's got to suck :\.

@lordtrini001: Trying to undermine the accomplishment by claiming he torrented all of this software doesn't really work. There are student (read:non-profit) versions of this software that can be had for decent prices. I paid $350 for a lifetime license on an Autodesk Entertainment Creation Suite 2010 that includes 3DS…

@Seventhexile Speaks: Except the guy's actual work is ridiculously difficult and painstakingly crafted.

@The Yellow Peril: Really? You're going to try to argue about Android not having enough apps at this point in the marketplace? Maybe for Blackberry App World, but not so much for Android anymore.

It was pretty clever, I'll give them that. I liked how they went with something like an 80's commercial, rather than today's 'ACTION PACKED PRODUCT PUSHER' extravaganza.

Holy crap! The dinosaur was big enough to devour an entire volcano! And it looks like it's about to erupt!

I didn't know Canon found the Fleshlight as a source of motivation in design! This product clearly shows it, though.

@Cody Reynolds: It's very hard to take anybody who actually uses emoticons in their comments. How exactly does it suck to be an Evo owner?

@hawkeye18: The first lock, the Franklin, really didn't count. As you can see, they tested that exact same lock by shooting it in the corner, resulting in an open lock with one shot.

Personally, I'd prefer it if the girl were to turn into a she-wolf:

I wanted one of these light, sound, and air kits for my PC back when I was 13.

I suppose this is good news for people who need thousands of minutes to call people using landlines, such as business workers/owners.