This is quite the beastly phone. I can't believe they introduced it so lamely. With the Evo, there was a big party and demos of its capabilities. With the Droid X, it was more along the lines of 'Lookit our new toy, it does that and that and costs this much BYE BYE NOW'.

@sweetelectro: It'd be quite impossible to handle such a device without activating something on the screen.

What's with the repetition of 'fat bottom snap off into a little protective cap I could snap onto the bristles when I was traveling,'?

@Matt0505: You, sir, are suffering from what is known as techno-lust. This occurs when the latest new gadget is released that makes your current gadget look and/or feel like crap.

It looks like a gargantuan Little Debbie Cosmic Brownie.

@gemcosta: When you're unboxing a new electronic toy, you tend to throw all logic out of the window.

@S.. doesn't have any friends.: Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyaaaah =P

Just in case there's a delay in getting the link up.

@voicemailradio: Yeah, just like that. It's as if BP has collaborated with the Rolling Stones all of a sudden.

@hunterlholder: Didn't you get the memo? They aren't BP any more, they're Baby Otter Smiles .

Since this whole disaster has started, I haven't been able to look at that BP logo the same way. Every time I look at it now, I see black rather than green.

@A GIANT SMURF: I am well aware of the tests conducted. Even if the batteries deliver somewhere along the lines of 1100-1400 mAh, it's still well worth it for ten dollars.

[bit.ly]

@Chris Pratt: Not really. In reality, you're paying thousands of dollars to OWN an iPhone 4 over the length of the contract, or $575 if you terminate your contract early.

@MrCheatachu: Same here. Both flavors of those Gel Blasts were fucking delicious. If I had the money, I'd stockpile on them.

This phone had better have that fucking $10 monthly 'premium data' cost tacked on as well.

Sir, I would be most jubilant if you were to use those dildos of yours for their original purpose, rather than deafening us with those fucking vuvuzelas.

@Kyle VanHemert: His buddy behind him is literally rolling on the floor laughing.

@JMonkeYJ: You're shitting me. Does the video look noticeably better on the Droid from the stock settings?

@thinkthis: It infuriates me to no end. HTC didn't HAVE to compress the Evo's video output so much. Really hoping there's a software way of undoing their actions.