Mario is enjoying some balcony nudity. Princess Peach has apparently shacked up with Bowser. And Toad is taking a break from whatever Toads do on their days off to enjoy a smoke.

“We are planning on having a planning meeting, in which we will begin to plan the direction of our work-in-progress Roadmap, which will serve as the guide for our actual Roadmap, it being the visualization of the plan for our game.”

It’s amazing they haven’t found something more respectful of their time and money like Fallout 76.

This is absolutely fascinating!

Wow. The Luigi in Mario 64 was a huge part of my youth - I did almost everything I could in that game (triple backflip off a particular tree in the courtyard, for example) to try to unlock him. My childhood’s mind is blown.

This is actually fascinating! A 5% increase in encounter rate would be realistically impossible to “prove” by using standard statistical protocols, simply because it would be effectively impossible to get enough unbiased data and because Pokémon games often have (or could reasonably be believed to have, if one doesn’t…

hard agree about the metal cap theme

Is the Space Pope reptilian?

Well, thanks to the internet, I’m now bored with sex.

By the time I finally got an N64, I had played enough Mario 64, Mario Kart, and even Goldeneye at friends’ houses that I was not as excited to own them as I thought I would be. Perfect Dark completely made up for that, though, with its seemingly endless permutations of single player and multiplayer modes and options.…

Okay, so I’m one of maybe eleven people in the known universe who doesn’t really have strong feelings about Star Wars — to be clear, I don’t hate it, it’s perfectly enjoyable, but I also never drank the Kool-Aid — so I’ve really got to wonder; when exactly did the fanaticism kick in? Like the real, hardcore,…

The other 70's aspect is Lucas had said he based the Emperor around Nixon. You see it again in Revenge of the Sith, where Palpatine and Annakin have clear Cheney and Bush vibe to them.

Reminder that originally Remoraid and Octillery were a gun and a tank respectively.

The teaser poster had me so hyped! (The movie didn’t really live up to it...)

The skeptic in me wonders just how he managed to tweet about his predicament if he was falling through the sky. The trauma alone of being ejected through the toilet into a low oxygen atmosphere would likely render him unable to text or even speak.

Lets bot forget anout Panaphonic, Magnetbox, and Sorny

I mean, tis cool and all, but not as attention grabbing as having them as cute anime girls with big boobs.

It was the light from Venus reflecting off swamp gas.

Wow! So the Fallout games are connected somehow?!

“The map is available for free right now on all Bedrock versions of the game...”