You're off base. Jamoke stays in the lexicon.

Not your marriage, not your business.

Same thing happened to me. Now when a girl gives me a dirty look for not opening a door, I say, “What? You’re arms aren’t broke. Gender equality bitch.”

Have you ever ridden a horse? Trained a horse? Jumped a horse? It is a sport, a highly technical one in which the rider has to flow along with the horse. If you knew all the practice hours and training that goes into an Olympic quality dressage horse, you might change your opinion.

Yes. I’m sorry. Seek help.

Sweating

But “perfectly fine” shouldn’t be how we judge someone who’s been planning this campaign for the last decade. I don’t know why we can’t address the fact that she isn’t a great public speaker. Michelle Obama is able to sound strong, sincere, and energetic in a way that I did not get from HIllary. When Nina Turner…

you are absolutely right with the last statement. however, it becomes our business when that person runs for the presidency of our country. i truly believe nothing is, for lack of a better phrase, off limits with a presidential candidate. and it comes down to bill was unfaithful with a much younger woman and was…

how would you defend the email issue she had? also do you think she has integrity considering her husband famously cheated on her and she stayed married?

Fun fact about the Deadspin staff: It is a colonial organism made up of many super super small things called morons.

Will report back. Freezer low on ice, might just cover myself in bags of frozen vegetables.

Why you gotta be all negative?

That would go against every tradition and unwritten rule in this sport. What do you think this is, some sort of race?

Judges can’t do that.

Because he has innate skills and an extraordinary intelligence and felt it was patriotic to lend those traits to the US military and perhaps save American lives. He did save American lives and won awards for managing to bring each and every one of the members of his platoon home alive despite serving in one of the…

Oh yeah, this. When I was younger, I had a tendency to throw the club BEHIND me, causing much longer walks. My best move was smacking my wedge into the base of my bag, punching a big hole and rendering it useless. Had to carry it perfectly sideways so I wouldn’t drop clubs. I’m much calmer now...

“Like this?”

I dunno. Sounds like s public service to me.