“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…

It’s very entertaining. It’s also hyper violent and for a movie about “gentlemen spies,” it’s surprisingly crass in a couple spots.

Could all be a facade!

Yes, this is certainly a single man’s idea.

It is at this point that my wife - who is awesome, and kind, and patient, and giving - would murder me.

That topshot with no context made me think David murdered someone.

“The boys don’t want to dance,” he said.

Hey! This happened in my backyard! You wouldn’t be surprised to see the bill if you saw what the owner of assured collision drives, a bright green Lamborghini Murchialago! Also, there are houses only a couple hundred feet away from where he was stuck, I am supposing if he didn't call for the tow himself, which would…

*Reads article*

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

That headbutt was priceless

This movie is preposterous — in real life, The Rock would simply hold the two tectonic plates together with his bare hands.

I recently went to a water park with my nine year old nephew. My brother gave him a disposable waterproof camera. This is how our conversation went.