Seriously. I walked a mile to the bus stop sometimes in 90+ degree D.C.-area summer heat and always went out on the hottest days because FREE BUS RIDES!

Starred for the Winchesters, bonus points if Castiel and Crowley show up. Especially if Crowley mentioned something about how he had nothing to do with this political nightmare.

I’m actually okay with this, my reason being that it will be a lot easier to scrub him from history if he doesn’t leave a greasy aquavelva scented stain in the oval office. I worry it would just seep into the walls, the floors, the furniture, the very foundation.

This is a man who rides his golf cart onto the green itself! Do you seriously think he has, in his adult life, ever lived or stayed in a place that wasn’t climate controlled to whatever temp Mr. Orange wants?

He loves weddings so much, he had three of them!

Worked a job that paid $10 an hour every summer in university, in DC, in 100 degree heat, OUTDOORS. I’m a pale, freckled redhead who burns through SPF 50. It sucked. But I powered through, BECAUSE IT WAS MY FUCKING JOB. (I also did this job throughout DC winters, which also was pretty miserable.)

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

It’s nice to see a man with more marriages than non-bankrupt businesses shine his countenance upon this institution which Christians have worked so hard to protect from being diluted in meaning by the gays.

Exactly what I came here to comment on...

I am certain I could give a straight up yes or no answer to whether or not I sent a photo of my cock (or Roddy McDowell’s) to anyone that I work with at FOX News.

Mr. Bolling recalls no such inappropriate communications, does not believe he sent any such communications

I’m convinced that there are some people who will vote for no one except Bernie Sanders. Guys, if Bernie isn’t around there will still be another President....

Yeah, but what about that follow up question: Are you going to stop voting for idiots like him and not vote for him in 2020?

A group of police officers on trial for misuse of a helicopter camera to spy on naked people have been cleared. Another officer, who was in charge of the camera on the helicopter in question, plead guilty earlier on in the case. No word on yet this will be turned into a Carry On film

UK Update:

Those aren’t Trump tweets. Kelly obviously has someone showing up at 5:30 am now. I’m betting Hope Hicks looks real tired this week.

How stupid is the Governor of West Virginia, to switch parties on the same day word comes down about Mueller and a grand jury? I would say the story may be wrong, but it’s in the WSJ, which, while not the most reliable news source of all time and owned by Rupert Murdoch, is still not the place you’d expect someone to…

Oy.

So you could say he’s Huntington’s Disease.

He is actually free and living in Virginia. Maybe this is a plan.

Reading these was so... I don’t even know what word to use. Like, it was confirming in the fact that Trump is completely in over his head, but it was also sickening to see just how terrible a situation it really was. Like, something that I needed to see even though I knew it wasn’t going to be good. I’m sure there’s…