Seriously, this morning has made my month already. They have all got to be freaking the fuck out now, and I guarantee that Trump will have a very public meltdown every day from here on out.

Yup. We still have a long ass ways to go, but this is pretty much it for the administration.

Things have heated up with the updates. Trump will have a fucking meltdown today, easily.

Oh, he’s singing. There’s no way in hell he would agree to plead guilty on this if he wasn’t working with Mueller.

The lesson learned? Don’t fuck with baby sea turtles, apparently. We could all stand to be more like baby sea turtles.

I’ve felt like these pissed off sea turtles every day for months now.

Heh I love the Jill Stein dummies attacking me. God bless the “dismiss” button, you pack of sister fucking mouth breathers.

Susan Serandon has no regrets. Bless her heart.

Bingo.

This is legitimately dangerous behavior from the POTUS. This could get someone killed.

It seems to go along with his love of trolling. I saw a few of his supporters on Twitter fully aware of it being a lie, but absolutely loving it. How his lies make dirty liberal angry, and that’s good enough for them. I never thought I would see the day when known falsehoods would be embraced like some sort of…

Jesus titty-fucking Christ, this is a fucking abomination. Who the fuck cooks like this? What the shit? No seasoning? No saving of the water from the pasta? No olive oil at all? Garlic? I know you want simple, but there is a difference between simple and bad and lazy.

She’s like a nice pair of shoes or a great jacket to him. Something pretty to trot out for people to see how successful and wealthy he is.

You are correct.

Are you from a different culture that would agree with Moore banging little girls? Apparently, that goes on all over the place outside of America, I’ve learned. Even Canada! Who knew? :p

I get the feeling he’s effectively a southern Barry Zuckercorn.

I have drank more since the election then I have in the past 5 years, I believe. This is the sort of shit why.

heh I saw a little while after posting it that Splinter had picked it up, too. It’s... just so painful to watch, but you gotta keep doing it.

Here ya go. Hope I’m not the third or fourth person to send this your way.

I wish I could explode his head with my brain.