You’re thinking of Paul.

Pence and Ryan may be in too deep to avoid charges, too. Lord know who we’ll end up with when this is over.

I keep seeing the occasional nutbag on FB just glowing over that decision. They claim it’s about state’s rights usually (fucking neo-Confeds), but one dumbass simply said that kids don’t like healthy stuff and won’t eat it, so why bother? Her kids are fucked.

Tough to fit that on a graduation card... Heh

It goes to show you that he has zero defense of it. Spicer cannot spin it in any way that sounds positive, so he’s just avoiding it and hoping people stop asking him.

“The tweet speaks for itself.”
As a fucking threat. The tweet speaks for itself, as a threat. Fucking goddamn... ANGER! GARRRR!

“Anyone can be president some day!”

That, or the special kid down the street who got kicked in the head by a mule when he was 10. “Oh, bless his heart. He’s so active and has so much going on. I hear he got a job bagging groceries at the Piggly Wiggly.”

I don’t want to get my hopes up too much, but that would be grand. That’s the kind of news that’s worth getting day drunk over.

I have this hope that Trump is this vile black hole of corruption, and everyone around him will be sucked in too, once the dust settles.

I’m hoping for the same thing. With any luck, the fallout will poison their brand for a few decades. Of course, I could be putting too much faith in humanity here.

I honestly don’t get it. If literally any other president has pulled these stunts (even Republican) I feel that the shit would have hit the fan by now with both parties. There has got to be some serious shit in a lot of people’s closets, is all I got.

I like the way you think. Make sure to dress up as the Shredder from TMNT while making the turtle soup, for that extra layer of authenticity.

It’s infuriating, but there’s rumblings about some of the higher ups (Ryan and Mitch) being compromised as well. At this point, it may be less a case of party over country, and more just plain trying to save their own asses.

I’ve literally seen a few of his supporters calling news outlets that are just reporting on his own tweets “fake news.” How is that even possible? What?!?

I remember the time Obummer (that’s what we say, right?) golfed every single weekend at his own resorts and was able to cost the government millions of dollars that he profited off of, too.

TGIF, right?

Oh yeah. The press stuff is just childish bullshit he’s pulling on top of the other shit.

Threatening Comey while also hinting he may just cancel press briefings in their entirety today. Jesus titty fucking Christ.

Trump just publicly threatened Comey via Twitter today. Something seems to be up.