Show me a dick pic!

You don't expect them to "read" the article, do you?

I would pay so much monies to see that.

Screw that. I would love to see Suge Knight on the show and do with him what he will.

You... you win.

hah My step daughter's favorite store is Walgreens and will ask us if we plan on going by one whenever we're running errands.

Oh ho ho. A fedora you say? Awesomesauce.

Sadly, I have seen worse, now that you mention it. ugh (huh, you said bottoms huh huh)

And she took my last name. That means she's mine!

I know, right? I mean, if I can't be a demanding asshole, then what's the point of it all?

I just withhold sex from my wife every time she hugs our daughter. Take that women!

I think I remember a friend of mine that's a big classic Who fan mentioning the Abducted one. I wanna say you can maybe find shots of it online, or maybe even a torrent of the actual thing. I could be way off on that, though.

hah I believe you are correct... or so I heard, too.

There was also one called Doctor Loo that starred a British porn actress named Alicia Rhodes. The best part is that Rhodes has made a pretty good career out of looking a lot like Billie Piper. Uh... I heard about all that... from a friend... in Canada...

The only time I've ever excused him for corpsing was the Blue Oyster Cult "Cowbell" bit, and that's only because Farrell didn't have his gut showing in the rehearsals, and just sprung it on the group.

Well, it's better than Jay Walking...

It'll be Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It."

It also doesn't address how mentally handicapped kids are pretty common targets for bullying. What are they supposed to do if you follow this ad?