Hey, 2016, you're needed over here!

What, just because I sleep nose to anus?

And those tonsils will be SINGING! ♪

Suddenly hungry for Ruffles…

I wanna see the one with the ridges on his forehead do that chick with different ridges on her forehead!

"On the other hand, you can also virtually blow up The Onion’s offices, which some of you might satisfying." MIGHT SATISFYING?! If it wasn't for this kind of mistake, I'd let you live. BOOM!

"Seaguy Eternal" is yet to be published.

A Zep joke in a Spirit song-themed pun subthread? Guy must be a Taurus!

*backs away slowly*

…for me to poop on!

For every shitshow, there's an Animal Man, Doom Patrol, WE3, Zenith, Vimanarama, Sea Guy, Invisibles, St. Swithin's Day, Sebastian O, Kid Eternity, The Filth, etc. He still cool by me.

Thanks, I guess I thought it was a rerun, too? … They're X-MEN!

I loved him in Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers!

I love Scarring Face Corpse!

Stride Corpse? Is that you? Ma always said if I wished hard enough, you'd come back!

One of the writer/directors of The Matrix is an X-Man.

Or Xorn after the stupid reveal during Morrison's run. God that pissed me off.

I made it 59 seconds! Can anyone top that?!

CORAL!

I thought I heard my… sorry.