When a bean loves a sausage…

I'm not pointing fingers. Sorry, everyone involved. I just got caught up in the discussion.

The Voice’s Christina Grimmie was shot and killed at a concert last night.

I'm scared to click either of those links. They might lead to more of that "Give Daddy His Medicine" bullshit!

Do we really need all that "thought" stuff, too?

These talks need to stick around till whenever
Prometheus takes place, or else that movie might not
be the amazing classic everyone thinks it is. What's that? People don't-
Okay, now you're just pulling my leg. What? A piece of WHAT?!

My mind just went to the darkest place ever. "Donkey Sauce" will now haunt me until I die in a couple weeks.

Jesus. @STRIDE MOTHER! Your sister's here. I think she wants money or something. I don't speak Stride.

Holds safetey foil above heads,

If tickled and smelt like burny honey:

*sitting around campfire*
"That was a true story?"
*shudders*

Please don't reply. You're the kind of idiot who replies by starting off with "lol." Seriously, please leave me alone. You are too stupid. And I asked nicely. I said "please." Don't respond, please.

Hope you feel better, kid. You seem to be more hurt here. I actually don't give a fuck. I'm only here for fun. My advice about capital letters? Ask your parents. It might help your credibility someday.

Serving some "owl" seems like a good idea. Mmm, Owl. Delicious. So much better than crow. Owl tastes good.

Oh yeah, it was in Goodfellas I think.

It's a fucking joke. You made a ridiculous typing error and then called someone a bad reader. That's funny to me. Get thicker skin, kid. And calling someone a bad reader when you can't be bothered to use capital letters? "Yawn. Figure it out."

Wait, it said PETA applauded something?! I call shenanigans! PETA never applauds! FOUL!!

I don't know… He's pretty fucking awful and his ego threatens to take over the world…

Thank you. It's no "stupidest fucking in the universe" but it'll do. ;)

Ewwwwww. That's like twice too many!