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No, she was doing her job the way other critics do their job which is why they have special screenings for the press.

You were taking notes on your phone in a movie theater? You are not a bad mom, just a bad person.

I need a deeper understanding of your profile image

Right before “Verisimilitude” but after “Callipygian.”

Where do "Antiquing", "Charcuterie", and "Sommelier" land on the list? I may be making a fancy metal song.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

Have you seen young Tim Kaine?

“Sweet sword” Yeah that thing’s adorable. Maybe she can pick her teeth with it.

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Bear family needs a bigger pool.

So it turns out that eating less calories and using more energy forces the body to use up its fat reserves!? Impressive find.

You’re not pushing hard enough if working out isn’t working.

Start working out.

So the orange one will be debating foreign policy with a former Secretary of State who’s travelled to most of the countries of the planet and knows where they’re located on a map. Innnnnteresting.

I cannot even picture what is going to happen at these debates. WTF is Trump even going to say? He can barely string words together to form a coherent sentence!

Yes, but there is a lot of speculation that he will back out of the debates.

Wait is this real????

Screw the flat belly! Go you! Losing 76 pounds in 15 months is no small feat!! Congratulations and keep up the good work!