Your clothes. Give them to me. Now.

Let’s see.

“David Bowie was here”

She means the cops.

Honestly, I don’t believe for a second they haven’t been fucking, unless they’re mutual beards. And yes, anal and BJs count.

Her hair has fallen out and revealing spikes and her real father!

Padawan braid would seem like the obvious guess.

Wow, no idea how she did it! The gossip-mongering public is usually all over the fertility status of lauded Nigerian feminist authors who give interviews to the Financial Times.

I love Samantha Bee and her show. She is on point and angry. I like that about her.

South Park made Timmy and Jimmy peers of the main characters. They are not defined by their disabilities, and are annoyed at those who try talk down to them. Jimmy was the hero of a recent season, in which he stands up for freedom of the press at a time when a cowardly town could have cared less.

“But if you give her your vote now, you’re never going to be able to negotiate with her neoliberal side of the party, and you won’t be able to extract concessions to move the country left. Which is why, if you let Trump win this time, the Democrats are going to woo you and concede stuff to you in order to gain your…

Cabinets full of women > binders full of women.

It’s funny (by which I mean mind-bogglingly stupid) when grown-ass men debate sports decisions as if there was some kind of serious moral principle at stake. Oh no, a player chose to win and have fun over not winning and not having fun; stop the presses!

This debate raised an important question, in my mind: when will private citizens *finally* get own drones equipped with Hellfire missiles?

This is the dumbest fucking argument I’ve ever heard. So pro athletes are bad guys when they go for the biggest bucks. But they’re bad guys when they go for less bucks to go to a team that is most likely to get them a ring. I guess the only right move KD could have made would be to take less bucks to go to the Knicks.

Honestly, I wouldn’t place much stock in this study. Their reasoning for stereotypingthe first phoneme of a name - and the surveys of people that they’ve used to support that stereotype - is both weak and just plain bad social science.

Counterpoint:

A true professional, Austin. Didn’t break kayfabe when given the opportunity to ACTUALLY beat the shit out of a guy.

They didn’t drop recordings “the spacecraft picked up.” That sounds like the spacecraft picked up recordings.

I hope it can send back pics of the giant tentacle that snakes out from Jupiter before it crushes it.