I, uh... I made eggs. And the absolute easiest kind, too, scrambled.

Can I join you for my rendition of Freak Like Me by Adina Howard?

There is septagenarian who sing a song named Kiss my ass,

In 50 years I’m your girl!

Fuck yes. Further demonstrates that engineers are kooky and awesome af.

There’s an old man who sings karaoke at a local bar that does this song way better.

Future bubbe material.

“[Trump is a] loud, nasty, thin-skinned fraud who has never risked anything for anyone and who serves no one but himself,” she told the audience.

I love every woman this article is written about. GET READY TO GET REKT TRUMP.

Noah is also, with the exception of a couple of anti-Trump pieces, a complete wet noodle. There was a night several months back, he and Samantha Bee both did bits on John Kasich. She did 10 minutes of blistering takedown of his record as Ohio governor and his actual politics and how it was absurd that the media was…

I loved her show, but she’s a kook.

Colbert is a gift to us all. Replace some of the less worthy with women.

That can certainly be considered child abuse, but it no longer counts as a crime against the dog.

Apparently during their call on Sunday, he told Bernie he was going to endorse, and Bernie asked him to hold off until today. They’re giving Bernie a fair amount of breathing room, which is good, but Bernie knows what the deal is. He has until next Tuesday, and then he gets to make a graceful concession and start…

Twitter has really improved this election.

I found this online yesterday and it also completely delighted me.

I ate all these people

I don’t understand any of this whole drama (I think a lot of blondes are arguing with each other?), but there was a mention of bacon in this post, and now I am hungry for bacon.

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