Oh that’s awful. My husband is a huge fan of Patton Oswalt’s stand up , and just the love he has for his family is clear. He and his daughter must be devastated. :(

You know you’ve entered uncharted territory when Heidi Pratt looks like the sanest person in the room.

No. They never stop whining.

does this mean racists will stop whining about BET not having any white people on it?

This is the first Eddie match I’ve watched since he died (too many feelings) and I choose correctly, thanks guys! But, christ, if we can ignore the terribly misogynistic announcing (not JUST by Jerry Lawler, I hear you good ol’ JR), this was a fucking highlight of my childhood where I knew as a (pretty ugly little…

Chyna always seemed like someone who got chewed up by the system and then was left to deal with the aftermath on her own. If her time in the business had come a little earlier or a bit later, she probably would have gone down as one of the legends of pro wrestling, but she hit at probably the worst possible moment,…

Gargoyles did lead to some confusing sexual development feelings as well.

For all of those people who will, no doubt, object to this change I have a large stash of $5 and $10 bills that I’m willing to exchange for your new $20 bill.

We always have primaries to pick presidential candidates (except usually in years where the sitting president runs for re-election) and after the primaries, one person wins and the others then help get that person elected. That’s how it worked in 2008, for example.

Agreed, but we would literally have to change the entire way the Constitution is structured and basically create a parlimentary system. A very tall order.

Our majoritarian voting system basically necessitates a two party system if anyone wants to actually win. Hence the reason why the GOP and Democratic party are…

A Jezebel commenter graced an article I wrote with a list of “pros and cons” about the candidate that named Clinton’s only con as “hasn’t fulfilled her potential.”

Forget zoo enclosures - tiger talk show?!

Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier!

This was a talk about Tigers to the general public. It probably (from talks that I have done myself) would include info on the wild species like diet, activity budget, and conservation efforts etc.

Damn right tiger talk show.

attempting to curse his penis

Yeah, I was pointing to yet another valid “excuse,” so it was relevant even though I’m talking to a man, and you generalized it with “many of us have no excuses.” There are LOTS of things that make not working out a better idea than working out, and going around commening on anybody else’s situation (as “suck it up…

That sounds really, really hard. I hope you’re able to grant yourself some grace as you make these changes in your life.

That is awesome for you!! Step at a time, day at a time. Just keep moving in the right direction, and don’t get discouraged.

Couldn’t agree more. And it sincerely saddens me to know that people do make excuses, for almost everything in their life, because they really don’t know what they are capable of doing and achieving. It’s an ethic that goes far beyond fitness. It permeates every inch of a person’s life.