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... There goes my lunch.

Who the fuck drives 85 on a residential street. How could you even feel remotely okay with that?

My vote is- if someone smacks you in the genitals, you have a free pass. I didn't watch the video though, because I was worried I might be subjected to Tim McGraw's music.

lol I see way more of that pubic hair outrage online, and it pisses me off. It is soo unimportant. I think some feminists would see how little it matters by going to a nude beach.

lol that really doesn't happen in naturist environments. Most people hardly even notice whether someone is shaved or not. It's just not really an issue. People understand it's totally someone's choice what they do with their body hair.

lol I personally would not. It's more often that I hear of men being afraid to try naturism because they have a small penis. I have to explain to them that nobody's judging, and nobody cares. Naturism is about acceptance and not judging people based on their appearance. But apparently some people do care about penis

I think we need a shirt that says "No one gives a shit about your boner"

"World's sourest little grape."

I'm gay & mostly Californian— where's my two spouses and a dog? I want my HUSBAND DOG.

I'm so excited for Poly with a Collie to be my favorite sitcom next year!

I wish these Fox commentators would stop talking about their personal fantasies on air.

They were in competition for an Oscar. The comparison works because they were compared for awards season.

"Who's idea was it to compare Forrest Gump with Pulp Fiction???"

Just wanted to point out a minor and generally insignificant detail error: he doesn't move to Louisiana for shrimping. Bayou La Batre is still in Alabama. Contrary to popular belief, not everything in the south with a French name is automatically Louisiana.

Small bone of contention - Forrest Gump was raised in Greenbow, Alabama (a fake place), not Savannah, Georgia.

Ah, the old argument that the writer is writing what they write because they're just trying to get clicks. Yeah, a succinct, non-histrionic headline and a bunch of reporting mixed in with argument sure are the telltale signs of a writer who doesn't give a damn about what they're saying and is just cravenly farming

I'm "tired of it" because people have no business telling someone how to create their story. If you want more of a certain type of person, write your own story.