Cute.

Does Miley Cyrus do anything but simulate fellatio?

No.

I fucking hate people who try to get books banned. It's so...there isn't a word to describe how bad it is. Unless we're talking about a scientific piece of literature that has been debunked, (bell curve) there is nothing that can possibly justify banning a piece of literature. This country's love affair with…

:(

Hickey told "Talking Points Memo" that he was "a little sore" and kind of bummed...

Can we all just spam this guy with postcards to remind him repeatedly that STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE ANAL SEX TOO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE ANAL SEX TOO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE ANAL SEX TOO.

I didn't even like him all that much and this just tipped me into the love category as well.

I just went from liking Seth Rogen to loving Seth Rogen. Well done.

Sorry, not quite classy enough.

Your Dad seems like a super wise guy. I'm glad you asked for his input on these.

It's now more than three weeks since I've heard from my boyfriend of eleven months. I'm going to send him this. But I'll probably add a little profanity.

Well, little girl or freshman at Arizona State.

"No. No. No." She says this sweetly. "He's the strongest person I've met in my life," she adds. "He's made of steel."

Sure.

He is ABSOLUTELY trolling us.

Am I the only one for whom this isn't a problem? Not that men haven't "arrived early", but I don't think it's a big deal? I actually sort of see it as a compliment...

Now if they really want to piss him off, they should say he's a secret republican.

Behe is an advocate for intelligent design — what equates to creationism in my books.

As person with trace Neanderthal DNA in his system, I take great exception to the claim that my ancestor was a deformed human.