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Again I ask: who is going to adopt Jesse Watters?! Why does nobody care?!

But who’s going to adopt Jesse Watters???

I’ve been saying since early 2016 that if Trump was elected President, it’d be the shame of this nation for the next two generations to come. There will be many Trump voters who will come to realize how badly they’ve harmed the United States, and not admit their complicity to their children and grandchildren; it’ll be

World War I: The Allies, The Central Powers
World War II: Germany, Italy, Japan
World War III: China, North Korea, Russia

People, people! You’re both assholes. *breaks cracker in half*

I love and support you, as I always have, as if you were my own step son or, better yet, pool boy.

Maybe I’ll give it one more chance. I’ve made it into season 2, and have given the show three or four times overall. I don’t hate the show, but I also always felt like I was missing something to feel so indifferent to a show that’s been this polarizing. Some was good, some bad; I’ve just never felt strongly about it.

New?

Ryan Reynolds makes Doofus White Guy cool, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Or as Rob Van Dam once told Tazz: “Pick a hand.”

Fox & Friends spring cleaning sounds like a thinly-veiled allusion to a different kind of Fox News cleanup.

Do you mean to tell me that the average American voter may become even stupider?

Unrelated, but that woman in the foreground looks remarkably like someone I knew. Is that you, Sage?...

You wanna sue Glenn? Go for it, bud!

I vividly remember that episode. Talky Tina is especially apropos to your point since Child’s Play 2 poorly recreated the scene of Tina tripping Erich down a flight of stairs, killing him.  

There’s Bevin, where’s Butthead?