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We should concede that Go Set a Watchman is important because it made us revisit To Kill a Mockingbird with a new critical eye, but it doesn’t change the fact that it’s a rejected draft that was only published as a publicity piece (sorry, just being honest). It shouldn’t be discounted, yet it doesn’t change the

It’s not a bubble. Go Set a Watchman is the earliest (rejected) draft of To Kill a Mockingbird, and is badly written. To Kill a Mockingbird is still as relevant today as it was before. Atticus is still a hero as far as I’m concerned.

You still can. Let’s not forget that Go Set a Watchman wasn’t originally meant to be published, and is only a sequel if you will it to be; To Kill a Mockingbird is the re-written version of it, lest we forget. I tried reading Go Set a Watchman, and I made it in maybe sixty pages. It was that badly written.

I’ve been content with my small penis for a couple years now, but medical conditions like these put peen into perspective. I <3 my wang!

I’m anorgasmic, so orgasms aren’t a strong predictor for me either.

I’ve said this before: Kesha should quickly crank out however many albums she contractually needs to get out of this label. Prince did it, and he got back on track with producing good music, and even performed on SNL last year. Kesha could also release music that’s about the alleged assault too.

These Jenner comments could be summed thusly:

Are NBC live! musicals really this successful? I’m shocked.

Complete bullshit. Your partner may become broken up inside upon learning they were cheated on, but those emotions are theirs to have, and no one should dictate that to them. It’s fucking condescending.

Is this a recommended read?

We know it’s ridiculous, CNN. But it was too late for reason and facts the moment Trump said “They’re rapists[...].”

You’re overthinking it. Not everything needs explaining.

I’m definitely looking forward to seeing this. Now Bernie Sanders needs to top this by appearing on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, as Danny DeVito’s estranged, radical right-wing older brother named “Bernie.”

FINALLY! I’m glad she asked for that rematch. New Mexico guy here’s gotta support Holly though. Get it on!

There’s so much unawareness behind that caption. At least he had the forethought to engrave “Gov.” into it too, ‘cause it’s all he’ll ever be.

The 1970's were a significant era in music culture. I’m passing this one too despite Cannavale’s involvement, but don’t complain over the nostalgia then call it an “obviously well-deserved cultural reign.” It doesn’t assume that everybody will be fascinated: that’s why we have different channels.

Donald Trump’s insecurity in real time never gets boring. Be careful to not derail that bus, Candy Corn.

Thank god I’m a white guy. I know it’s tasteless to say, but this experience is bliss.

Is TMZ really still as big as it was in 2012? I didn’t know they were still a media juggernaut.