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There’s nothing sad about a man who supports his family.

I’m dense: is the Super Bowl halftime show a commodity all its own, separate from the game itself? I understand having a wide audience appeal, but Coldplay playing the halftime show seems so off the mark. The likes of Iggy Pop and Chris Stapleton make much more sense than this. Or is the audience different from how I

Now watch Fiennes go black-face at some point.

(Rereads) Damn!, that does read as racist. I meant that all white people are “suspects” in that we’re equally capable of the same crimes, no matter how horrifying. I see that I posted this at two in the morning. BUT, that’s not an excuse for how I wrote it.. I’m sorry for the confusion.

That’s a difference between us white fellas and everyone else, guys: it doesn’t matter how accomplished we are, we’re all still suspects for some heinous shit.

Just go gay, girls. This piece is seriously old news (sorry, Tracy). As a Y-chromosome holder, I’m telling you that this won’t improve. I’m mostly optimistic in life, except for gender equality. Sorry, but we’ll never be as good as you, and you’ll suffer if you insist on this idea that men are good or worthwhile.

I miss his talent, his intelligence, his heart, and his giant wang. Just look at that thing!

Truth. The only other advice I’d give for someone who insists on so-called speed-reading is for them to be mindful of new paragraphs. It may seem silly, but it helps me maintain comprehension. Beyond that, just make the time to read regularly, and worry more about what you’re reading than how quickly it’s devoured.

Don’t forget Vince Gilligan. I’m stoked for Better Call Saul’s second season.

So, it’s basically How We Married.

I’m sorry, women. I don’t know what else to say. If this is any consolation, I’m a man with TNA, and they’re disgusting.

Why do so many people rag on Macklemore? I’ve only listened to “Thrift Shop” and “Same Love,” both of which I thought were mediocre (OK, “Thrift Shop” was catchy for a few days). But he nevertheless comes off as someone who genuinely loves what he does, and wants to be socially productive. Constructive criticism is

Could I have assurance that I’m not the only one who thought The Birth of a Nation was a remake of the originally-titled 1915 movie upon first hearing about it?

The Daily Show recently had a riff on just what you’re talking about, Kara.

This has me curious on how politics will be shaped in about ten to twenty years to come, when white people start becoming a minority race. Americans are supporting Trump’s campaign, but they’re practically exclusively white, and are not representative enough to usher in a triumphant primary, which is unprecedented.

This application process sounds fascinating. I was already enthused to see Full Frontal, but now I’m even more so!

  • That Rapper Destroyed My Crapper!

All this year’s nominees gotta do is shut up and stay low.