This is such a dumb question, I sincerely thought this was a satirical piece. Of course “modern society” (what other society?) will be able to hang; it’s a PG-13 rated comic book movie. Yeesh! This isn’t 12 Years a Slave, Tim.

OK, I’m calling all fat women. I’m morbidly obese, and I wasn’t very offended by this video. It’s definitely offensive, and Arbour is definitely a prick. But, I’ve always considered “fat shaming” to be an extension of sexism and not a separate form of discrimination since I haven’t experienced it. What are your…

I knew there were glory holes in Capitol Hill bathrooms!

What if your best friend always doubts you and thinks you’re bad in bed?

The last time I heard of a crew member dying was on the set of Midnight Rider, where its director, Randall Miller, had a purported reputation for being reckless on set. Accidents happen, but I’m surprised and disheartened to hear of several accidents and now a death on the set of a Paul W.S. Anderson film. At least…

Fuck Sony. Kesha should just Prince her way through it.

“Life is confusing enough.” is one of the most honest statements made this campaign. Thank you, Governor Christie. Now kindly fuck off.

Trump is hardly the problem. The man could die in a tanning bed next Saturday, and his supporters would still be here. And worse yet, they’ll be hungry for someone as vitriolic as him now that their views have been legitimized in a national campaign. This isn’t a group of people who are disenfranchised and…

He knows how to seduce the ladies. Just ask his daughter.

Whatever. Raven is a petulant moron who isn’t a pro-wrestler - yet insists on dressing like one anyway - and so therefore has an idiotic name. That’s my Freedom of Speech, and I am negative and nasty. Fuck off, Symoné.

These names would be acceptable if Earth was part of a Galactic Federation.

I’ll let Martin Shkreli take it from here:

I’d love to hear what PR teams have to say about incidents like this. Seriously, why do they believe interviewers when they say they’ll steer clear of the kinds of questions Tehrani asked? I suppose they’re inevitable, but I’d think celebrities would at least be well trained to field them. Take some cues from…

I’ve also noticed that we retroactively apologize online with lines like “Not that I’m for/against [x],” “This isn’t a defense of [x],” etc. Hell, that shit is so contagious, I’ve done it a few times myself. I’ve since quit that too, and have never looked back.

Maybe. Just sharing my thoughts.

Oh! nice. My ma’s always on the lookout for new clothes, so maybe I’ll check out the selections and see-*sees price tags*. Never mind.

The one on the far right looks like a younger and ‘shopped Liv Tyler.

*Googles Bella Hadid* I concur.

I know I’m the minority, and will be told that I’m just envious and yadda yadda. But there’s a point where someone’s extreme conventional attractiveness sort of voids their appearance of being distinctly human. I can’t help but love imperfections (no, not sexy scarring or any bullshit like that) but real physical…