Except three years ago, she was fifteen.

Maybe she meant to send those to her neighbors.

Well, at least you were able to participate in the #1 purpose of Parrotheadedness, intoxication.

How about ‘80% of things that are popular are for babies and that percentage goes higher for music’?

I grew up listening to Jimmy Buffet and 1) his early music is actually really good and he has some truly beautiful songs 2) Parrotheads are some of the friendliest music fanatics on the face of the earth and 3) Jimmy Buffet is a very nice guy.

My dad isn’t a parrothead but 2 years ago they put in an above ground pool and when I visit in summer, the only music that plays is Buffet and Bob Marley on repeat. It gets a little old after awhile, but if I'm in the pool floating with a beer or cocktail I don't mind.

Those fuckers are enjoying something I dislike. The temerity!!!

The boat is the terminal stage. My father, who was a lifelong conservative Republican who thought Hillary was the devil and would have been diehard #NeverTrump, was also a big JB fan. He never talked about the music like your folks do, but he had the boat and the Hawaiian shirts. We would go out on the boat and listen…

I went to a Buffet show in my early-20s and it was honestly one of my best concert experiences. It was hot as hell and crowded on the lawn, but everyone was cool, friendly, and very charitable as bottles of tequila and joints were being passed around by strangers. Which in hindsight, isn’t safe, but I didn’t care at…

And you shouldn’t. I’ve seen Jimmy many times and had a blast at every show.

You are wrong and should feel bad about yourself.

Forget the parrot dudes, I’m actually fascinated by the guy in the black shirt off to the left. I wish I had that kind of serenity. It’s relaxing me just watching it.

J-League ball ain’t AA - this isn’t the 1970's anymore.

Also bear in mind that the tail end of Rose’s hit total was almost a full season of him wedging himself into the lineup as player-manager to the detriment of the Reds. So screw him.

But how many did he get on greenies?

Ok, no. Repeating the word like every two words and pronouncing every word with an upward inflection is obnoxious regardless of gender. Kinda reaching with that.

You can enjoy life and be aesthetically beautiful. You can workout hard and sculpt a six pack and eat well, drink alcohol and enjoy leisure time. Striving for physical beauty isn’t a mental health disorder and doing it gives you way more energy and opportunity to enjoy life.

Speak for yourself, I think it’s sexy as hell.

I just wish I could realize that and fully believe it, but after about 6 years of being seriously overweight, I was laughed at enough to simply not be able to stop exercising anymore. I’m way more fit than most of my friends at this point, and yet I can’t imagine stopping until I at least get a 4-6 pack along with…

Start working out.

If you’re writing a story set in a sprawling dystopian hellscape then Dallas should be your go to model. And when you option the film rights you can film it there.