Like crabs.

“only the tip”

What a bucket of shit this song is...honestly, four minutes of rhymes that don’t rhyme talking about what he owns, what he drives, drugs, violence and bitches.

I just stand on the shore and throw them some of my penis.

“drowning in semen”

From reading this, my guess is ball butter.

You should try semen too.

Leto didn’t actually send “used” condoms:

I tend to agree, her whole “I’m just like you/can’t find a date/look how clumsy I am” schtick is tarting to wear out.

Disagree, “This Is War” is one of my favorite albums beginning to end, and this is from someone who thought only “Purple Rain” had no filler. Sure, he channels 80s Bono with his “message” but for sheer pop/rock I really enjoy them.

...says the shitbasket who probably cleared out three acres to build his “dream home”.

It’s like a rainbow sharted in that kitchen.

Well, it’s been around for almost over a decade and the only thing coming close to replacing it from a practicality standpoint...is other stone like quartz (silestone). The problem with most surfaces is bacteria, scratching, heat resistance, durability, cleaning, etc. and granite and quartz really are best.

OMG I loathe that comic for some reason.

Off camera:

Dat my nigger...umm, nigga!

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