Oh, so no more of those pesky “Uber rapes”?

Let’s be honest, black women historically have rather masculine features, especially dark-skinned ones. Why is this news to anyone still?

Right, because having a fucking blond weave and wearing colored contacts isn’t emulating white culture, hahaha!!! Sorry, but Latina women also have booties, yet you don’t hear them whining like bitches.

Because apparently ONLY black people have big butts, as if they fucking invented it! Disregard that Hispanics, Greeks, Indians, Portuguese, etc. ALL do too!!

You mean Thunder Thighs Beyonce that is CONSTANTLY Photoshopping her shit to appear thinner? If you want to know who a “real artist” was...he died three weeks ago!!

That’s one ugly looking dude.

...because it’s a historically black neighborhood.

Did they ever find her career?

Beyonce will be thrilled.

Because they don’t outwardly speak about female empowerment, write songs/entire albums about it, let alone videos promoting it. But of course, because this is Beyonce you have absolkutely NO problem with this based on your thousands of worship articles.

Woody Allen is a national treasure...and should be buried.

“fried” makes it entirely different. If I ask for jelly on a muffin and you bring over petroleum jelly...should I accept that?

Fried pickles are really not the same thing as regular pickles. One requires preparation and costs more, the other you literally pull out of a jar with a fork.

Dude, you actually consider “Frito-lay pie” a fucking dessert! And don’t get me started on “chicken-fried steak”!!

Pickles and onions aren’t sides! Anything that can actually be expected to be a condiment ON a sandwich doesn’t then get the luxury to be a side. Christ, let’s just call lettuce and mayo sides too, then!

“All y’all” = All of you all...yup Texas in a nutshell.

Did you miss this part dumbass?

Was Debbie Deb and Trinere freestyle or some sort of Miami sound? Because they were pretty big in the clubs during the 80s.

I travel the world to exotic locations, get paid a healthy 6 figure salary, get paid to play with toys, etc.