Routine Maintenance

I wish I had a higher res picture to work with

It was supposed to be a cute and fun put Keanu in games type contest, but I compared John Wick’s story to DooM’s, and I had to see it to the end.

Thank you alamy stock photo

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

It looks like a car-themed bum fight. I’ll certainly be tuning in!

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

How do you make this slime? I’m asking for a friend.

I would only wear those if they had them. I don’t care about the females in mp but I love the idea of seeing a giant flaming penis every time I die lol

I can solve this. Make a special piece of eyewear in the game that makes female soldiers in multiplayer appear as males to the player wearing them. To balance things out, players wearing these . . . we’ll call them Cock Goggles . . . players wearing Cock Goggles appear as giant flaming penises to everyone else.

If you want to pretend that’s what they meant fine you win.

Jango usually trolls.

I don’t think she’s any type of official, so I wouldn’t call it censorship. Me telling some guy to shut up or else is one thing, a government official or officer of the law telling someone to shut up or else is another.

Till you meet a widow that can aim... haha

Sounds like the other team didn’t know how to counter pick.

Right. Whoever Cecelia is she clearly never played and still hasn’t played Skyrim on PC, with or without the unofficial patches and/or mods. Welcome to everyday occurrences in Skyrim, CECELIA...🙄

I know, right?

They had a few notable game breaking bugs, which is actually why deving for PC sucks. The wide number of variables makes stuff show up on hardware they didn’t try or at least didn’t test in that specific configuration.

I think that joke only works on an Obsidian game...

I didn’t buy it yet, because Bethesda, but I had hoped that they were re-releasing it because the power of the new systems would make it easier to run it as originally intended with LESS of this crap. I’m glad I held off.