Oh gawd, the Sunturd. My ex had one when we married. I think the roof liner drooped in the first month of ownership. Hateful little car.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Yeah, that’s crazy. We have a small doc fee and the rest are state fees and cleanup/reconditioning are built into the price of the car. It’s similar to dealers who quote ridiculously low monthly lease prices with every discount possible, $3k down (in addition to normal upfronts), and exclude the fees and taxes.

Joule thief!

Practical testing isn’t as marketable. Stunts are. It’s a pretty impressive stunt, especially to the layperson who knows little or nothing about rolling resistance.

Tell me about the strap. 

The first similar car that comes to mind that had the same completeness to its all-new-ness was when the R35 GT-R came out over a decade ago. That was a monster killer at the time with its crazy low starting price (that didn’t last long) that was already higher than the C8 will be over a decade later!

Southwest don’t do this regardless of the ticket level you bought. But they also don’t charge you to carry on, or check luggage, or use the bathroom...

$4000? NIGGA. Who we fighting? It would be well worth going to jail to slap everybody who came at you with the shits.

I guess the criminalization of blackness is now complete; and every black male is a criminal, every white man a saint.

Gorgeous. It’s everything I could want. Except maybe with a V8, because I’m a troglodyte.

Irrational NP. 

It is because it tries to load the next story on the same page as the comments of the one you are reading. They have a persistent bug in the coding that has been present for months, but they refuse to move away from the idea of auto loading the next page. It is messed up.

Let me drop a little lawyer on you:

Q: You’re 70 now?

A: That’s correct

Q: So, we’re to believe you’re a gentle-driving retiree, is that it?

A: Why, yes, sonny, that’s right.

There is enough differentiation in the UK and Europe where everything is tiny so a modicum of difference in small and really small is useful for tiny infrastructure. Here I agree with you. To remedy that I would make one a 3-door and one a 5-door here. At least then there is some differentiation.

Fiesta 3-door, Focus 5-door, Fusion sedan, and kill Taurus. I think it makes decent sense in this particular market. Also slim down the trim variants to standard and ST in all 3.

Or Tic Tac Toe, if you don’t hold to the “only winning move is not to play” bit...

Cycled to the back of the line. This is what I feel should happen to people who rubberneck the accident after sitting in a traffic jam. Cycle them to the back... for as many times as it takes for them to stop rubbernecking. Some will be there for eternity.

Holy shit, my 1970s heart is having palpitations. Is this love?

It hit after I was through security and in the middle of a 5-hour delay. Delta wouldn’t let me swap flights without a doctor’s note lol, I covered my mouth with a bandana and bathed in overpriced hand sanitizer and hoped for the best